Update needed to rules

[#1]

... they do not reflect the user names currently being used by the moderators.

[#2]

or the person who wrote them  - whoops, they referenced a penguin recently

[#3]

if you think I am going to change the rules just because a moderator thinks it a good idea to change his username (frequently) you have another think coming 
Regarding the point about the person who wrote them.
We did wonder about that but you can't change the original post(er) without deleting the whole post and reposting it and you have no idea how many links that would muck up.

[#4]

Perhaps then a little self-discipline is needed on the part of the moderators and they should refrain from changing their user names!

[#5]

Ahh, a little light-hearted 'in'-joke gets the wrath of Jelv.
Don't worry - I'm sure we'll be changing our names back shortly.
B.

[#6]

definately not zubel:

http://www.wiki.answers.com/Q/what_does_brie_mean

[#7]

[me=jelv]suspects this is something to do with last Friday[/me]

[#8]

oh  what happened last friday?

[#9]

I'm afraid that is privileged information that I cannot divulge as I have to protect my source!
Suffice to say it's something to do with a form of think tank.

[#10]

There's a lot goes on on that private forum

[#11]

this one comes from Zummerzet

[#12]

...where the zider apples grow