The left hand doesn't know

[#1]

Just found this in my spam folder

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Hello there. How does three months’ free broadband1 sound?

Not to be sniffed at.  

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We thought that might interest you.

It does.  

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Well that’s exactly what we’re offering. That and award-winning broadband. We'd like to treat you to free broadband for 3 months.

Thank you.    

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Simply sign up with Plusnet before 31st August and you’ll get three months’ broadband absolutely free.

I did ... several years ago ... oh, I see ...  

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Our customers have lots of great things to say about us.

And occasionally some mildly sarcastic things.  

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We sent this email to you because you have a relationship with BT.

And because we forgot to check whether you are already a Plusnet broadband customer.  
Hey ho.
Gabe
Edit: fixed quotes

[#2]

We flagged this as soon as we realised it had happened, we didn't filter the list of email addresses properly before sending the emails. Oops!

[#3]

Oops again.

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Hello again. We just wanted to remind you about our great broadband offer. That's 3 months' free broadband if you buy before 31st August1. Our treat. Simply sign up before 31st August and you'll get free broadband for three months. No catches. When your three months are up, you'll get your broadband from just £6.49 a month. And we promise to: ... • Keep giving you the award winning service that we're known for - we've won 31 awards over 10 years

Make that 32. I hereby award you the Golden Doh!-nut for most easily identified source of spam in 2010. 
Gabe

[#4]

Cheers Gabe,
Not the sort of message you want to be missing eh?
Its all sorted now, cheers.
Adam